Goin' home, late last night,
Suddenly I got a fright
Yeah I looked through the window and surprised what I saw
Fairy boots were dancing with a dwarf.....

Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
Yeah I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes,

So I went to the doctor
See what he could give me
He said son, son, youve gone too far....

(With thanks to Tony Iommi, Ozzy Osbourne, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward)